It would be a lot easier if you just had a personal bleep-track. Golly gosh.
Your bad hair day will not go unnoticed. 4-year-olds have not quite mastered subtlety…
No. They will not get bored of saying it. Ever.
Seriously, some of these kids eat more ‘organic’ food every day than I have in my life.
Don’t even go close to going over those lines. What’s up.
The brown stuff genuinely doesn’t even bother you anymore.
You can get a Pampers on and off quicker than it takes Usain Bolt to run to the end of his garden.
You’re not taking all this stuff home on purpose. It just seems to…migrate.
Time to get the shampoo. Better to be safe than sorry.
Your leg can and will be used as a climbing frame at every opportunity.
Your pockets have become miniature treasure chests for utterly useless items.
The lines have gotten so blurry…
I don’t even want to know how it got there.
Step back and let the real professional in.
You earned this success damn it.
And nobody can do the character’s voices like you.
Don’t see no office workers getting to go to work dressed like Snow White.
At least enough wine to get you through the first week or two of January.
But you can’t deny that they work…
You are a sorceress!
It means, “I’ll tell you again. Soon.”
This is not a drill people.
Who is in charge of the drinking games? You, of course.
Starting to wonder if you even understand adults anymore…
All that hard work…
Yes, of course you need all of those drawers!
It’s a daily struggle to stop yourself rugby tackling wasteful strangers.
All of the bugs.
I swear I only came in for some milk…
Although a little less bodily fluid would not go amiss….
Please note: here at Famly we love sharing creative activities for you to try with the children at your setting, but you know them best. Take the time to consider adaptions you might need to make so these activities are accessible and developmentally appropriate for the children you work with. Just as you ordinarily would, conduct risk assessments for your children and your setting before undertaking new activities, and ensure you and your staff are following your own health and safety guidelines.
Find out below from Neil Leitch about the impact of Famly at the Early Years Alliance, and see what we can do for you in a personal demo.
“Every time I ask somebody, ‘How is the system going?’, the thing that always come back to me is that staff say ‘You should have done this a long time ago.'" - Neil Leitch, CEO, Early Years Alliance
Find out below from Neil Leitch about the impact of Famly at the Early Years Alliance, and see what we can do for you in a personal demo.
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